David’s Blog does sketch comedy.
Characters: Nurse, Man, Doctor, Horace
The waiting area of a hospital’s emergency room. Patients occupy some of the chairs. A nurse sits behind a desk in the triage area.
A sick-looking man enters and walks up to the desk.
May I help you?
I think I have a fever.
Have a seat, sir, and I’ll take your temperature. Do you have any other symptoms?
I’ve been tired and achy, Also, I’ve been bleeding occasionally from my eyes and mouth.